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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:03 pm

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Stranger: OH HAI THURR
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: OHHAI!
Stranger: UH HUH
You: I WASH SINGING DUR DUR DUR
Stranger: I CAN SING TOOOOOO
Stranger: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKIN UP IN VEGASSSS
You: :O
You: HOLY SHIT A RETARDED CATY PERTY!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Y U SO MEAN
You: DOES U ROW ROW FIGHT DAH POWAH!?
You: BECAUSE YOU SO DARN RETERDED
Stranger: IM JUST GOING TO PRETEND I UNDERSTAND THAT MEME
You: MEME?
You: whAT tHATxd?
Stranger: U KNOOOO
You: IS MIL HOUSE MEME?
You: IS DA GAME MEME?
Stranger: UGH
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT
You: DUR DUR DUR
Stranger: HUR HUR HUR
You: -MAKES DONKEY NOISES-
You: NEWFAG IS NEW
Stranger: NO NO NO
Stranger: NOT FROM DER
You: the game!
Stranger: UGH
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: STOP DAT
You: THE DA GAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: NO
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: THE GAME
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
You: Do the impossible, see the invisible
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
ROW ROW, FIGHT DA POWAH
Stranger: YOU ARE NAO MANUALLY BREATHING
You: NO NOT DUR DUR DUR
You: i dont breathe
Stranger: YOU DONT
Stranger: Y NOT
You: you are now aware that you have no life
Stranger: LOLLL
Stranger: THATS WHAT U THINK
You: your hand is not your life /b/ro
Stranger: THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LOL
You: lol?
Stranger: EL OH EL
You: fuuu
Stranger: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU
You: GTFO!
You: TITS
You: OR
You: GTFO
You: OR CP
Stranger: NOT 4 U
You: CP NOAWWW
Stranger: PEDOBEAR GTFO
You: NEVAAA
Stranger: YESSS
Stranger: gb2/b/
You: No ty
You: /b/ is mean
Stranger: DID DEY MAKE U CRY
You: :( no they ruined my fap with bengay
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: SUX 4 U
You: :( penis not happy
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: IM GLAD DEY DID THAT 2 U
You: >_>
Stranger: HAR HAR HAR
You: Im a lazy person did you know that?
You: Im so lazy that i sit when i piss because im to lazy to stand...
Stranger: Well ima girl so i do that anyways
Stranger: sux 4 u
You: lies
You: u haz c ock
Stranger: no i swearz
You: girls no exist on interwebs
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: yesh
Stranger: yesh dey do
You: lies
You: G.I.R.L
You: Guy in real life
Stranger: lolll
Stranger: I think you have told liez
Stranger: many liez
Stranger: *been
Stranger: been told
You: I am a lie
Stranger: the cake?
Stranger: that too?
You: and ive been a naughty boy :( santa isnt gonna reward me
You: i want cake :O
Stranger: the cake
Stranger: is
Stranger: a
Stranger: lie
You: NOO!
Stranger: YES
You: -crys-
Stranger: -pat pat-
You: >_>
Stranger: hurrr
You: -charges lazar- GTFO
Stranger: NO WAI
You: -fires ma lazar-!
Stranger: Y
Stranger: ohhh noezzzz
Stranger: plzzz dontttt
You: > :OOOO
You: -stops- fine
You: -pulls out a mudkip- ^_^
Stranger: oh y tyvm
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: you liek?
You: YESH!
You: VERY MUCH ^_^
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: I dont liek
Stranger: very much
You: WTF
-gets lazar ready-
You: TAKE IT BAK!
Stranger: OMGAH
Stranger: OKAI OKAI
Stranger: I LIEK MUDKIPZ
You: Good Good
Stranger: god wuw... u r so mean 2 me
You: Because you are a woman
Stranger: ;_;
You: and you have sneeked out of the kitchen
Stranger: times have changed sirrr
You: THIS IS MADNESS!
Stranger: no...
Stranger: THIS
Stranger: IS
Stranger: SPARTAAAAAAA
You: MA LAZAR!
Stranger: WUT
You: THIS IS MA LAZAR!
Stranger: OH
Stranger: K
You: GG Fellow /b/ro
Stranger: NO
Stranger: not rly
You: O_O
You: >_>
You: Yeah your right
You: it sucked because you have a dick
Stranger: I don't
You: and pretend to be a vagina
Stranger: No, im srs
You: uh huh >_>
Stranger: IM SRS
You: *IM A SIR
Stranger: NO
Stranger: no
Stranger: ima miss
You: *Sir
Stranger: nooooo
You: Yesssss
Stranger: but I not
You: you has dick
You: /thread
Stranger: STOP SAYING THAT
Stranger: I'm not a guy
You: /thread
Stranger: no /thread
You: penis /thread
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: /vagina
Stranger: ugh
You: UGH MY ASS HOE
You: TITS OR KITCHEN~!
Stranger: no
You: YESS
Stranger: you are so TYPICAL
Stranger: u kno dat
You: its because i got a TYPICAL DICK
You: and i admit it not like you
Stranger: why you think ima guy?
Stranger: im not
You: STFu
You: AND GTRFO
You: NO!
You: -charges lazar-
Stranger: no
Stranger: PLZ NO LAZARS
You: -fires lazar- NOOOOAWWW
Stranger: I DODGE
You: XD
You: :OP
You: -summons my exodia card-
You: GTFO!!!
Stranger: Y
You: BECUASE THE MAN SAID TOo
Stranger: pokemonz > yu gi oh
You: XD
You: fine
You: -holds up a mupkip and holds a knife to its throat- gtfo or he gets it
Stranger: :(
You: >_>
Stranger: Y you make dat face?
You: it stands for GET THE FUCK OUT
Stranger: y
Stranger: Y
You: omfg you god damn mesteral bitch
You: g
You: t
You: f
You: o
Stranger: Y
You: because i said
Stranger: lol
Stranger: You want me to disconnect first don't you.
You: and you obey the more important ones the MEN
You: FUCK YES
Stranger: LOLLLLL
Stranger: Hahahahaha
You: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: MAKE ME
Stranger: MUTHA FUCKA
You: Leave here and try to get 15mil get
Stranger: wut
You: STFU
You: STFU
You: STFU
You: GTFO
GTFO
Stranger: /fail
Stranger: /fail
Stranger: /fail
Stranger: /fail
You: DONT MAKE ME SHOOT BOB MARLEY
You: oh wait hes already dead
You: FUCK
Stranger: YA
Stranger: WUT A NUB

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Re: Pissing On Omegle.

Post  Bi0GɛN on Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:01 am

Pwn Lol :D

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